Tanner ruins his friend’s bachelor party. Get it together, Tanner.

I’ve been making narrative music videos for the past five years, but I’ve never made a stand-alone short film that contained what those of us in the industry refer to as “words.” So I made this thing on a whim, within the space of a week, to see how I liked using words.

The answer? Hated it. 2/10. Words are dumb. I hope to never use them again, ever, in my work or in my life. In fact, I intend to throw my keyboard in the garbage as soon as I finish writing this.

Wasn’t a total loss though. I’ve always aspired to make something where a person got knocked out of a piñata. Bucket list is that much shorter now, and my baptist grandparents that much prouder. God bless.